Fake IPL Player Actual Names

Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne;

Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist;

Vinnie Dildo - Sharukh Khan;

Lord Almighty - Sourav Ganguly;

Kaan Moolo - Ajith Agarkar;

Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh;

Appam Chuthiya - Sreeshanth;

Calypso King - Chris Gayle;

Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri;

Babli - Preity Zinta;

Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh;

Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty;

Little John - Ishant Sharma;

Havaii Chappal - Greg Chapel;

John Wrong - John Wright;

The Baja of Baroda - Anshuman Gaekwad;

Junta Tormentor - Ajantha Mendis;

Sandy Baddy babe - Mandira Bedi;

Bangla Tiger - Mashrafe Mortaza;

RDB - Randeep Bose;

Ram - VVS Laxman;

Bevdaa Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers;

Big Sister’s Team - Rajasthan Royals;

Bubblie’s Team - Punjab Kings XI;

Chatterjee Kaaku - The Old Guy from the Ad.

Life and People

Life is a mystery... Life is Ironic... Life is Beautiful... Life is Hopeless... 

Haven’t we all heard this over and over again. Well ya life is all that at different times for each and everyone. Life --------> I keep wondering what it takes to take control of your life. Often we are stuck in situations where no matter how much we like to take control of life, life screws us up and pulls us a long way down. 

I am a very passionate guy anything I like I will do it putting my heart and soul into it. If I don’t like something, there is no way anyone can get me to do it. But I think that’s my biggest drawback. No matter how much you avoid doing things you do not like you will have to do it. Be it your job, or be it the commitments to a loved one, our family or our friends, or be it just cleaning up after a wild party. The little things that we need to do even though we don’t like it can cause a lot of problems. Ignoring these little things can be the main reason for any problem that we face in our day to day life. I have learnt it the hard way. I know now that there are some things that you just got to do.

How much can one take is an interesting question, I personally don’t know how much more I can take. Life over the past 6 months or so has been a living hell. Betrayal of Friends, Work Pressures, Broken Promises, and plenty more reasons to make me feel life is not worth living for. But its funny how people can derive a sadistic pleasure when they find out the life of another person is worse than yours. I have seen plenty of this over the past 6 months. People look at me and say I m a looser, I am useless, I am good for nothing, even say I can’t even take control of my life. Well to all those people all I have to say is, “Think what you want!!!!” I seriously don’t give a damn to what you people have to say, every time people call me a looser I feel the need to win. Every time people say I am useless, I want to do something more useful. They feed the fire within me to outperform myself.

I know every little step that I have taken over the past 6 months has only taken me back two steps. But I will win in this Game of Life. I will show the world who is boss. Yes life is unpredictable. Yes life is Ironic. But the tables will turn and these 6 months has made me stronger. Millions don’t have the experience that I have had; many have not seen the bad side of life. But I am grateful to Life for showing me the tougher side because now there is no stopping me. I will grow no matter how many obstacles, I will do things that no one has done before. People who have achieved great things in life were often ridiculed, So thank you people who stepped on me, thank you people who made me cry, thank you people for ruining things for me, Thank you people because you have made me who I am today.

Not everyone wants to ensure that your life is a misery, not everyone derives pleasure in your sadness, not everyone wants to see you fall, and those are the people who truly care about us. I am sure I would not have survived this tough time without these few people, the love of my life, my parents and a few of my friends, without whom I would not be here today. I know the tough times has not passed, but I am sure the tables will turn and I am sure Life will Rooooooooock Again!!!

If your life is a wreck and people step on you be grateful to them because they are the ones who help you in becoming the true individual who will live by the tough time and cherish the happy times. Only if you undergo pain and suffering you will know the true value of success and happiness. Lets live our lives the way we want to and just don’t care about the people who try to change you. You are the Best only when you believe in yourself. Believe and Achieve!!!

Self(less)ish Love - Myth or Reality

Hi Everyone,

Wats happening with you all? I ve joined JWT an Advertising gency in their Client Servising Department from recently. My job is interesting, meeting loads of people chilling out and loads of fun.

I ve been wondering wat my next post is gonna be. Until finally here I am to sit and write this blog. Donno wat I am gonna write but hope it turns out to be fun read. WE just cant stop loving the ones we loved. Be it friends who betrayed you or be it our ex bf or gf's. We care and continue to care. But wat about this other set of people who dont. Are there people who cant care. I really donno. Let me narrate a few incidents.

A friend of mine still continued to stay in touch with her ex bf. She did truly love him but due to various reasons they split. After they split they continued to talk to eachother on and off and also meet him once in a while. when she wanted someting she knew h Everytime she needed any help he was always theree would always be there.Too many times he has gone out of the world to get things done for her and one day when they were talking about money he says, "If I were to calculate everything that I ve spent on you then you ll ve to pay me in thousands" Immediately my friend reacts and says fine I ll give you all the cash. Wat is it with people and settling accounts. Wat about the time and the love shown by the person can you repay that.

Then there is this other friend of mine who loves his ex-gf even though it has been over a year sinsce they broke up and still talks to her almost every day. Every time they talk they fight. that was the reason they broke up i guess. but despite all the fights this guy manages to do anything that the gal wants and the gal sweetly says why dont you ditch me. "Come on" wat is wrong with her. How can he ditch her? If its reverse psychology that this gal is playing on its really stupid. Wat is she trying to prove.

Love these days have started to become very selfish. I need you in my life cos I need this from you. Okie if you want that I ll give you that but you gotta give me this. Isnt love supposed to be selfless. Its really wierd how love works as a weapon for people to use the ones who truly love.

I d like to take this chance to say, " Never cheat anyone in the name of love, If you really love someone tell them noe that you love them if they understand Good for them if they dont then good for you. Just Live your life." Dont waste time on people who take you fro granted. Give life your best shot. Love Get Hurt and still continue to Love. One day everyone will find love.

Honestly I believe one thing for everything you give you ll get back so give what you want back and never be selfish. It is really amazing to see the person you love smile. No matter how many times people hurt you still continue to love them. Life will Roooooooooock!!!

Keep Smiling!!

Back to the Future!!!

Here I go again after a really looooooooong time… So how ve all of you been… A lot has happened… I ve learnt to give up on somethings…tried for certain other things and failed miserably in many things… but all is not that bad… I ve a nice job, working with Tribal DDB as a media planner…don’t ask me wat it is cos I ve been trying to figure that out myself… In simple words I just decide where to advertise and where not to advertise. I ve a team under me and I ve my clients and basically I make sure everything goes well and my clients are happy. Enough of my job… I got an awesome bike… I just picked up the Bajaj Avenger 2 months back… love my ride… I got a decent salary… one thing is missing though and that’s a gal friend… nah I aint desperate… cos I got awesome friends who would always cheer me up whenever I feel low. I just am having a chilled out life working my ass off from Monday to Friday and chilling out at mocha on weekends… I ve not been able to meet all my friends because I get held up with shit. I m sorry to all of u. Its not like I mean to not meet up just that I get held up with shit… Particularly Sandeep really sorry man haven’t been able to catch up with u at all.. either ur busy or I am busy. Will definitely catch up with u soon buddy.

Well love life has been off the hook… other than the times when I miss Lady Diana (I m not allowed to use her name) I did have a few crushes in the past few months. Well nothing really went forward.. honestly everyone has been saying I m too perfect and that they are not good enough form me.. Damn honestly people I aint perfect… I m just an ordinary guy… If u just say such a thing to be polite please don’t… just say Siggy you are a bastard I can never even imagine being with a guy like you and I would be really happy about it… besides I m the one who has to decide whether u r good for me or not… anyways… life goes on and I m single… *yawn* boring to be single… Hey world me ready to mingle… For those of u saying man this guy is desperate…”get a life” cos as Raghav Sings, “We all need some loving some kissing and huggin…” awryt guess I ve bored u all enough through this post… so I ll be back to bore u more in my next blog…until then…

This is Siggy

Signing out!!!

P.S. I d love to read comments from u folks but seriously don’t leave anonymous posting cos if u ve anything to say , pls say it on my face.

Firenship is Everyhting!!!

Hi friends,

I ve always believed that

life is all about of love..

I was right it is about love...

Not of your beloved..

but of your friends..

I learnt this the hard way... I always that my ex-gf took away all my friends but that is not true I Never payed attention to my friends they all walked away because i was too bothered trying to spend time with her.. I liked being with her and thats why i thought friends will stay.. they did stay and yeah they still are right here for me... just that i ve not been willing to see that until lately..

When I met my gal i thought she is my life, I went out of the world to do things for my baby.. Until one fine day she says its all over... she says its not ur fault at all its mine... I like a fool run behind her like a mad idiot... only to find out that she is blowing me off little by little... Just when i thought i ve no one i start getting my friends back one by one.. each one tells me how much they care and now i feel i ve found a reason to live.. Not Love...But Friendship...

I m not Mr. Perfect I am a person with a million mistakes.. and i m sure i would ve hurt all of u guys in some way or another and i would have lied to you atleast ones and u would vc known i m lieing and still shut up and listened to my lies.. I m sorry for all that.. I am sorry for hurting each one of u in some way or the other.. Thanks for being there guys... You all mean a lot to me..

Luv

Siggy

Screaming of a Broken Heart!!!

A boy met a gal, so innocent and true,
He fell in love and she fell in love too,
He was scared to tell his life which was Hell,
Until One Day She found out the truth,
The Boy had a past that was crazy as can be,
The Gal said bye without thinking for a jiffy,
The Guy did confess to everything she asked,
He tried telling her his love is something that will Last,
But she could not trust him for anything anymore,
What is Love without any Trust,
But is it possible to win back that trust,
Love cant be forced, but can Love come back,
He does not know if it will happen,
All he can do is sit there and wait,
The Guy is waiting with arms open wide,
As he watches his gal drifting away,
He tries to stay close, but nothing really works,
The Harder he tries the farther she goes,
Donno what to do, Cause he doesn’t wanna loose,
But what can he do when the gal just cant see
What a great guy this crazy guy can be,
Wondering who he is.. That crazy boy is Me,
Hoping that someday soon She would come back to me!!!

Luv
Siggy

The Christmas Bash

Hi Friends,

I am setting out to write my Blog after ages and I am only grateful to having gone to the CIT 76 Friendship Meet for this….

This Christmas was like none other, I definitely had the time of my life. My Dad told me that he is having a re-union of his Coimbatore Institute of Technology (CIT) 1976 Batch. He said it was gonna take place at Mayajaal Resorts. Initially I thought, “A Re-union of old people after 29 years”, “That is so Dumb”, “What am I gonna do in a place for boring old people” “I don’t wanna spend my Christmas in this fashion” After so many Negative thoughts clouded my mind this friend of my Dad came home and said that he needed my help in organising stuff for the Re-union. I was wondering what this guy wanted me to do in an Oldies Party. He told me that there are going to be lot of Kids, People my age and the wives of all the CITians of the 76 Batch. This kind of made me curious to know as to what kind of help he wanted. He told me that my dad had told him about me being able to organise stuff easily, so he wanted me to organise the whole thing. For a second there I thought I was dreaming. ME gonna organise a party…. Yippie… Acting as though I was not excited I said, “Alright Uncle I’ll Do it”(Like I don’t wanna do it…Lol)

Here started the fun filled trips to Mayajaal, I had to go to Mayajaal thrice first time to interact with the manager of the Resort and check out details about where is what done there. The next rip was to finalize the cost for each room and food for all the guests. The third time to check out the preparations. I had the chance to arrange a MC for conducting the various sessions in the Schedule that I had planned out, a DJ for the party at Night and a Magician to entertain the kids.

So here is where the Action Starts:

It is the 25^th Morning, I start at 4 in the Morning and I have to go to Egmore station with my Dad to get some People and send them to Mayajaal, There where 3 trains in which people where coming 5:00, 5:30, 6:30 respectively, Finally by 7 me and my dad managed to put everyone in Cabs and send them off to Mayajaal. WE come back home pick up my mom and set out to Mayajaal.

Mayajaal’s On-Shore Resort, lovely place has beautiful cottage style rooms, So after Checking In we have breakfast I go around trying to socialize and finally met some really nice People, First there was Varun who is in his 3^rd Year Bio-Technology at SRM Engg College, the there was this girl Pooja who just finished her Bachelors in Communication in Australia, and finally there was Prabhu who is Pooja’s brother who is in the 11^th Grade. The 4 of us were kinda stuck with each other throughout the 2 Days.

After making friends there was the first session where everyone went as a family and introduced themselves. This was really a fun filled session especially because all the parents were like pulling each others legs just as how we do in our colleges, this definitely taught me one thing and that would be, “Age doesn’t matter, all that matters is the wonderful thing in life known as FRIENDSHIP”

After that the four of us left to Mayajaal where we played bowling like Mad and enjoyed ourselves to the core… After getting totally exhausted we left back to the resort for a well deserved Meal.

Once Lunch was over we left to the Sports club and started to play Pool and after playing pool for 3 hours(I know this would make a lot of my friends Jealous but isn’t that why I am stressing on 3 Hours…lol) we returned back to the resort for tea and just chilled out for a while and then the fun began again where the kids enjoyed the Magic Show. WE as usual hung out in the back row making fun of different people and having a Ball…

Then we had Dinner followed by some performances by different people especially by the Kids. It was fun to watch the kids singing their Nursery Rhymes and Dancing for different songs… I too joined in the Fun by singing my personal Favourite “Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You” and also proclaiming to the world that I am Single(lol) It was appreciated a lot by all the people I suppose I would have gotten more appreciation If I sung a Nursery Rhyme but anyways I had fun making a fool of myself… Then the real party started by 10:30 where People had 3 Options

1. Watch a Movie in Mayajaal
2. Drink like MAD
3. Party like Crazy

I being a Crazy creature decide to Party like Crazy, And as the DJ was playing we just Danced the Night away, Time played spoil sport in the Party as before I knew it, it was already 5:30 AM so all of totally exhausted went back to our rooms for some nice rest and then took a Shower and got out for Coffee.

December 26^th was going to be different today after breakfast we proceeded to Dakshina Chitra, for those of you who do not know what this place is it is a place full of houses in different forms of South Indian Architecture. IT may sound boring to some of you but it was certainly a great place to Chill out with my new Buddies.

After spending the morning at Dakshina Chitra we left to a Beach House near Mutukadu where we had our lunch and also celebrated Pooja’s Birthday. I wish it was my Birthday but anyways I am sure she would always remember this birthday of hers. After spending some time Chilling out at the beach, I returned back home cherishing each and every moment that I spent in the 2 Days all because of CIT 76 Batch.

I am not sure if I will be having a Re-union of my college mates after 25 years, But I definitely hope that all of you reading this, should definitely meet up and do something like this, I am sure we will all have a ball…

Until Next Time It’s GoodBye From ME

Astalavista Baby…

P.S. Oh Yeah, Belated Christmas Wishes and Advance New Year Wishes to All of You