Fake IPL Player Actual Names

Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne;

Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist;

Vinnie Dildo - Sharukh Khan;

Lord Almighty - Sourav Ganguly;

Kaan Moolo - Ajith Agarkar;

Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh;

Appam Chuthiya - Sreeshanth;

Calypso King - Chris Gayle;

Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri;

Babli - Preity Zinta;

Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh;

Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty;

Little John - Ishant Sharma;

Havaii Chappal - Greg Chapel;

John Wrong - John Wright;

The Baja of Baroda - Anshuman Gaekwad;

Junta Tormentor - Ajantha Mendis;

Sandy Baddy babe - Mandira Bedi;

Bangla Tiger - Mashrafe Mortaza;

RDB - Randeep Bose;

Ram - VVS Laxman;

Bevdaa Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers;

Big Sister’s Team - Rajasthan Royals;

Bubblie’s Team - Punjab Kings XI;

Chatterjee Kaaku - The Old Guy from the Ad.

Life and People

Life is a mystery... Life is Ironic... Life is Beautiful... Life is Hopeless... 

Haven’t we all heard this over and over again. Well ya life is all that at different times for each and everyone. Life --------> I keep wondering what it takes to take control of your life. Often we are stuck in situations where no matter how much we like to take control of life, life screws us up and pulls us a long way down. 

I am a very passionate guy anything I like I will do it putting my heart and soul into it. If I don’t like something, there is no way anyone can get me to do it. But I think that’s my biggest drawback. No matter how much you avoid doing things you do not like you will have to do it. Be it your job, or be it the commitments to a loved one, our family or our friends, or be it just cleaning up after a wild party. The little things that we need to do even though we don’t like it can cause a lot of problems. Ignoring these little things can be the main reason for any problem that we face in our day to day life. I have learnt it the hard way. I know now that there are some things that you just got to do.

How much can one take is an interesting question, I personally don’t know how much more I can take. Life over the past 6 months or so has been a living hell. Betrayal of Friends, Work Pressures, Broken Promises, and plenty more reasons to make me feel life is not worth living for. But its funny how people can derive a sadistic pleasure when they find out the life of another person is worse than yours. I have seen plenty of this over the past 6 months. People look at me and say I m a looser, I am useless, I am good for nothing, even say I can’t even take control of my life. Well to all those people all I have to say is, “Think what you want!!!!” I seriously don’t give a damn to what you people have to say, every time people call me a looser I feel the need to win. Every time people say I am useless, I want to do something more useful. They feed the fire within me to outperform myself.

I know every little step that I have taken over the past 6 months has only taken me back two steps. But I will win in this Game of Life. I will show the world who is boss. Yes life is unpredictable. Yes life is Ironic. But the tables will turn and these 6 months has made me stronger. Millions don’t have the experience that I have had; many have not seen the bad side of life. But I am grateful to Life for showing me the tougher side because now there is no stopping me. I will grow no matter how many obstacles, I will do things that no one has done before. People who have achieved great things in life were often ridiculed, So thank you people who stepped on me, thank you people who made me cry, thank you people for ruining things for me, Thank you people because you have made me who I am today.

Not everyone wants to ensure that your life is a misery, not everyone derives pleasure in your sadness, not everyone wants to see you fall, and those are the people who truly care about us. I am sure I would not have survived this tough time without these few people, the love of my life, my parents and a few of my friends, without whom I would not be here today. I know the tough times has not passed, but I am sure the tables will turn and I am sure Life will Rooooooooock Again!!!

If your life is a wreck and people step on you be grateful to them because they are the ones who help you in becoming the true individual who will live by the tough time and cherish the happy times. Only if you undergo pain and suffering you will know the true value of success and happiness. Lets live our lives the way we want to and just don’t care about the people who try to change you. You are the Best only when you believe in yourself. Believe and Achieve!!!